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     A co-worker walked into the kitchen and said, "So, we're going to get to know you today." (We were having a get-to-know the new workers, and I was one of them.)

 "I'm just going to ad-lib it, because I don't know what to say."

   "Well," he said, "I'm sure you won't have anything to say because you are such an introverted and shy person." 

   "What?! You're teasing me aren't you?" 

    The coworker winked and walked away. (I am anything but a shy and introverted person)

    

I had a lot of tabs open on my laptop.

 My mom said, "You have a lot of windows open. It must be breezy." 

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